David Wahl

In the latest episode of my podcast/newsletter Baffling Cyclops, we talk about local cults and our local Seattle spiritualist church. Their story is crazy with a lion in the backseat of a convertible, a drag queen seance, and a case that went ll the way to the Supreme Court. You can get the podcast on Apple Podcasts, by searching for “Baffling Cyclops” on your favorite podcast app, or on YouTube. 

I’m starting a podcast called Baffling Cyclops! It’s me and my wife Pepper Proxy discussing whatever I’m obsessed with that week. 

It’s intended to be a fun, funny conversation about weird stuff. Future episodes will cover crow funerals, cults, clowns, creativity, and Dandan noodles. 

 You can listen on Apple Podcast, Pocket Casts, or wherever you prefer.  Just search for “Baffling Cyclops” and it will appear! 

If you’re not into podcasts, we’re also uploading the episodes to YouTube so you can listen to them on a background tab. 

The first episode is an expansion of the story I wrote about serving Mick Jagger in a toy store. I cherry-picked details for the essay I wrote and this goes into more detail about Mick and the store where I worked. Not only that, but you get to hear about the time Pepper got fired from her job as a Christmas elf. 

You can also sign up for the show notes in newsletter form. The notes will include pictures and links to topics mentioned for further exploration. 

We love librarians so much we made a Librarian Action Figure! We think librarians are superheroes who use their superpowers (literacy and free access to information) to defeat ignorance while promoting empathy and understanding!

On the back of the package there’s even a Librarian Code:

Librarians love to read

Librarians don’t like censorship

Librarians think information should be free and available to all

Librarians know all life’s answers aren’t in books, but most are

Librarians know that empathy comes from experiencing other people’s stories

Librarians can help you find your next good read

Librarians are always happy to check that fact for you

Librarians organize the world of information

I wrote a bunch of tweets about it which you can read here:

I wanted to take a minute to talk about why we thought now was the time to bring back the Librarian Action Figure.

I wanted to take a minute to talk about why we thought now was the time to bring back the Librarian Action Figure. https://t.co/nNnB6oWmzb pic.twitter.com/z0dA7yoCwK

— Archie McPhee (@ArchieMcPhee)

Top Seven Funniest Christmas Gifts for 2016

Are you looking for a funny gift? We’ve got you covered with the best funny gifts of 2016! Some funny gifts make a comment about the recipient, others are just so absurd that they make you laugh from sheer surprise.

7. World’s Smallest Underpants

These hilarious pair of tiny underpants fits perfectly on hand to cover up your unsightly and embarrassing “finger crotch.” Get a pair of Finger Feet to go along with them and you have a winning combination that will keep everyone laughing all Christmas morning.

6. Unicorn Discovery Kit

This kit has everything you need to attract a unicorn into your life! Includes detailed instructions on how to get a unicorn, a unicorn hunter ID card, an Inflatable Unicorn Horn and more. The gift recipient will be up to their armpits in unicorns!

5. Grump Socks

Every family has a grump! These socks give them an easy way to communicate days when they wake up on the wrong side of the bed. If they’re full of complaints, you can also get them a grump notebook.

4. Duck Feet Finger Puppets

Tired of your boring old hand? Turn it into a duck. These Duck Feet Finger Puppets are perfect for frolicking in puddles or just “quacking up” everyone around the Christmas tree. You can also turn your hand into a pug or cat if you prefer. 

3. Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure

Know a crazy cat lady? This action figure will make her almost as happy as getting another cat! Of course, if action figures aren’t her thing, you can get a whole range of crazy cat lady items from a coloring book to a lunchbox.

2. Prank Posters for Poles by Obvious Plant

Is your neighborhood too dreary? This book of hilarious signs to hang on telephone poles brings a bit magical humor as you watch your neighbors read signs about finding the squirrel that stole your bagel or an invitation to watch you do sick judo moves in the park. High Five this Sign, created by the world famous Obvious Plant, will keep you happy all year.

1. Cat Bonnet

Cats love Christmas too! This little bonnet for kitty’s noggin will have the whole house rolling. It’s Little House on the Purr-ie! Of course you could also turn your cat into a unicorn or a wizard if you prefer, it’s up to you!