human misery

whokilledkenny: dick so good i blacked out

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jo

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[ DAVID :] /sends 10 minute vine compilation/

"Shut up, Kenneth."

"Do I look like a bottom to you? Yeah, that's right."

"I'm not even sure I can list five. So Elissa, obviously. Tessa because family first then Ash for obvious reasons and then because I still have 2 spots I'd say Kenneth and Piper."

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jordon bleu

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[ FAITH :] damn dude you really look like u need as much of a haircut as i do

"Bless my heart that seeks for these spoiled, rich but beautiful people."

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dumbass 

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my heart will go on by celine dion

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[ DAVID :] dude i can’T BELIEVE u hit it

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violine 🎻

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[ DAVID :] can u believe i kind of miss the suit??

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ash’s chick

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[ DAVID :] congrats to u and ash being a thingy

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foster sis

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[ DAVID :] you wanna go take a walk w the pups