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Guy who is being evil: Well what is "evil"

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes

It's been almost an hour, I'm declaring my win

I'm throwing a rock at you

You're just mad I won

The vault will open

So we're really just saying random shit now

And your body will be stored inside of it

Oh no I'm so scared 🙄

You should be

Sure...

All the bad things stay there

I'm not worried about it

What the fuck is that?

You 😒

No

Idk man, I still look pretty hot

I'm sorry, you're how old and you already have a permanent crease between your eyebrows bc you're seemingly incapable of relaxing you're fucking face. I feel like you need one of those sit up straight, unclench your jaw, relax your shoulders reminders every 2 minutes. Ik your teeth are probably ground flat

It's from squinting so much because of the glare from your untoned fried hair. Get a deep conditioner mask and wear it for a week or something fuck

It stands up better this way. At least I don't use so many fucking products in my hair that I can see my fucking reflection in it. You smell like a salon exploded and I'm pretty sure half of it is shit you stole from your mom

We all share it, it's good for the curls!

Makes you smell like a fairy

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes

It's been almost an hour, I'm declaring my win

I'm throwing a rock at you

You're just mad I won

The vault will open

So we're really just saying random shit now

And your body will be stored inside of it

Oh no I'm so scared 🙄

You should be

Sure...

All the bad things stay there

I'm not worried about it

What the fuck is that?

You 😒

No

Idk man, I still look pretty hot

I'm sorry, you're how old and you already have a permanent crease between your eyebrows bc you're seemingly incapable of relaxing you're fucking face. I feel like you need one of those sit up straight, unclench your jaw, relax your shoulders reminders every 2 minutes. Ik your teeth are probably ground flat

It's from squinting so much because of the glare from your untoned fried hair. Get a deep conditioner mask and wear it for a week or something fuck

It stands up better this way. At least I don't use so many fucking products in my hair that I can see my fucking reflection in it. You smell like a salon exploded and I'm pretty sure half of it is shit you stole from your mom

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes

It's been almost an hour, I'm declaring my win

I'm throwing a rock at you

You're just mad I won

The vault will open

So we're really just saying random shit now

And your body will be stored inside of it

Oh no I'm so scared 🙄

You should be

Sure...

All the bad things stay there

I'm not worried about it

What the fuck is that?

You 😒

No

Idk man, I still look pretty hot

I'm sorry, you're how old and you already have a permanent crease between your eyebrows bc you're seemingly incapable of relaxing you're fucking face. I feel like you need one of those sit up straight, unclench your jaw, relax your shoulders reminders every 2 minutes. Ik your teeth are probably ground flat

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes

It's been almost an hour, I'm declaring my win

I'm throwing a rock at you

You're just mad I won

The vault will open

So we're really just saying random shit now

And your body will be stored inside of it

Oh no I'm so scared 🙄

You should be

Sure...

All the bad things stay there

I'm not worried about it

What the fuck is that?

You 😒

No

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes

It's been almost an hour, I'm declaring my win

I'm throwing a rock at you

You're just mad I won

The vault will open

So we're really just saying random shit now

And your body will be stored inside of it

Oh no I'm so scared 🙄

You should be

Sure...

All the bad things stay there

I'm not worried about it

What the fuck is that?

You 😒

No

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes

It's been almost an hour, I'm declaring my win

I'm throwing a rock at you

You're just mad I won

The vault will open

So we're really just saying random shit now

And your body will be stored inside of it

Oh no I'm so scared 🙄

You should be

Sure...

All the bad things stay there

I'm not worried about it

What the fuck is that?

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes

It's been almost an hour, I'm declaring my win

I'm throwing a rock at you

You're just mad I won

The vault will open

So we're really just saying random shit now

And your body will be stored inside of it

Oh no I'm so scared 🙄

You should be

Sure...

All the bad things stay there

I'm not worried about it

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes

It's been almost an hour, I'm declaring my win

I'm throwing a rock at you

You're just mad I won

The vault will open

So we're really just saying random shit now

And your body will be stored inside of it

Oh no I'm so scared 🙄

You should be

Sure...

This is me if anyone even cares 😒😔💔

but you belong to david now

Not anymore, he's been rude

Interesting

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes

It's been almost an hour, I'm declaring my win

I'm throwing a rock at you

You're just mad I won

The vault will open

So we're really just saying random shit now

And your body will be stored inside of it

Oh no I'm so scared 🙄

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes

It's been almost an hour, I'm declaring my win

I'm throwing a rock at you

You're just mad I won

The vault will open

So we're really just saying random shit now

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes

It's been almost an hour, I'm declaring my win

I'm throwing a rock at you

You're just mad I won

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes

It's been almost an hour, I'm declaring my win

I would not say that

Me when I lie

I'm literally not lying

I have proof that supports this

That supports that I'm not lying? Yeah, I know

I'll expose you David, and your bit too

I have no idea what you're even talking about. I've never done a bit in my life. Everything I say is 100% serious

Okay baby fever central, whatever

You come up with the craziest things sometimes