drinkos peepee

@anatomical-puppet

for those wondering what bart baiting is, @pregnantradford explained in the comments: Its when a homer (enemy) stands still too attract barts, pretending to be afk, this is a good tactic in games because barts like to circle homers when they are inactive

i fucking hate that post about the jimmy fallon ben n jerrys flavor because i tried it because of that and its honestly the best ben n jerrys no contest, so now its the flavor i buy every time i get ice cream. and every time the weather gets hot i have to eat ice cream out of a tub with jimmy fallons face on it. this fucking blows

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.

weewee’s glut

porygon 2. trace this man's balls please