My Ironic Blog

thank

fucking majestic

I came ) (ere for a few mont) (s to see a mint mate of mine…) (e’s been my best mate since we were bairns. Maybe even younger.

O) (, yes. I’m from —England, t) (at is to say. But cheers though, I appreciate the compliment!

O) (! S) (ello Dave, it’s very nice to meet you! My name is Feferi, by t) (e way. Feferi Peixes.

I don’t know w) (y, but I eel as if I missing somet) (ing important in my life and w) (aterever it is…is w) (ale…making me sad. Is t) (ere anyone w) (o knows w) (at that might be?? 38(

perhaps you are missing a strider in your life?

A Strider?? W) (at’s a Strider? By t) (e wave, w) (o are you?

I don’t know w) (y, but I eel as if I missing somet) (ing important in my life and w) (aterever it is…is w) (ale…making me sad. Is t) (ere anyone w) (o knows w) (at that might be?? 38(

perhaps you are missing a strider in your life?

Dave sighed and shifted the pizza in his hands for probably the sixth time as he made his way down the street to Jade’s flat. The container of catnip was waded up, along with the plastic bag holding it, in his jean pocket. Pushing up his slipping long sleeves, he stepped up the curb to head to the call box to ring up Jade and announce his arrival.

do girls really do this?

are you calling every girl that reblogged this a liar

As promised, and offered, you had a sleep over at her place, with only Dave coming over with the pizza and the catnip you always forget to pick up. Dressing up in a new outfit that you bought, maybe you could surprise him when you’re wrapped in a blanket. Maybe he wouldn’t mind lingerie, and it was his favorite color after all. Red bra and underwear, with the sheer lacing, you wrap up in the cuddle blanket and wander around the kitchen looking for soda and apple juice. 

Dave sighed and shifted the pizza in his hands for probably the sixth time as he made his way down the street to Jade's flat. The container of catnip was waded up, along with the plastic bag holding it, in his jean pocket. Pushing up his slipping long sleeves, he stepped up the curb to head to the call box to ring up Jade and announce his arrival.