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jade and me bein ironic as a fuckin piss and apple juice

this is also jade's room, my room is manly as helelellllllll

#send anons omgmmgmgmmmmgmgmg #rnarshalbowdrie

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KAWAII DESU DESU SEND ME ANONS

do you smoke? cool kids in the movies usually do

TG: of course i smoke.

TG: but what do i smoke, you may ask?

TG: bitches on the mario kart track and only the finest metaphors of course

Dave, are you a ladies man?

TG: more than a mans man if you get my gay ass drift

tHROW DOWN SOME SICK BEATS

TG: of fucking course i will (oh and hey tavros what up)

TG: ehem clear my fucking windpipe of glory

TG: my name is dave fuck yeah and i do good in school

TG: wait thats a fucking lie babe im too fuckin cool

TG: school is for weenies like my babe john

TG: one day i'll birth a baby it'll be his fucking spawn

TG: wait shit thats no good then it'll be a dork

TG: it'll probably be fucking scared of fucking forks

TG: wicky wicky fresh strider out

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can i please kiss you and date you

TG: um..anon, i hate to break this sad shit down to you but

TG: and please dont cry cause damn lady you lookin fine and i dont want you to mess up your shades but

TG: im with john bby

TG: but you deserve kisses any day pretty mama

MEET UP AT MY HOUSE TO MAKE 10,000 COOKIES IS THIS WEEKEND OK

TG: ppppssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssttttt anon

TG: why this weekend when it can be now

TG: get on that horse and get to texas asap because im not getting off my beautiful lazy ass for shit

TG: my house now or your house never <3

you're my favourite thing ever Dave. Okay so do you go to school or is the game like your full time thing?

TG: you're my glorious anon i fucking love you

TG: and well i used to go to that shit stain of a building before the game but now the game is my as you said full time thing

TG: this game is like a fucking baby and i need to tend to it

sING WITH ME~ IM SO FANCYYYYY YOU ALREADY KNOoOOOw

TG: im in the fast lane

TG: from la to tokyo

*jONTRON FACE* SRSLY?

TG: *me on regular basic* srsly biach

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IS THAT A POOP RAT DAVE

TG: j..jontron?

TG: my love

how would you react if john died??

TG: my achy breaky heart

YAAAAAAAAAAAS DAVE WERK IT BBY YYYYAAAAAASSSSSS YOU GOT A BOOTY WITH YO ELASTIC JUST YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS SLAY MAMMMUHHHH JUST FORGET WHO YOU ARE AND RELAX WITH YO BODY ROLLS THEY CAN BE YOUR SPIRIT ANIMALLLL YASSS

TG: dear god please fucking help this anon

TG: may they have good days and restful nights and a better mind

TG: and also jesus okay so the last post with me in those pants

TG: please forgive

Are you wearing pants?? We never see your legs!

TG: sorry its just im so insecure due to hairy legs but then again fuck that feminism

TIGHT PANTS BODY ROLLS WATCH OUT FO MAH BODY ROLLS WORK THAT ELASTIC DAVE

TG: my time has come

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do you love me david elizabeth

TG: sorry i cant hear you over how much i love myself

Dave do you have any flower crowns so you can be super kawaii?

TG: i stole it from bro

TG: am i kawaii enough now, anon?

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