SORRY MINOR HOMIES, YOU'RE PROBABLY CHILL AF BUT PLEASE DONT MESSAGE ME. I RESPECT YOUR VIBE, BUT DNI.
FUCK ICE
FUCK TRUMP
FUCK YOU IF YOU SUPPORT ANY OF IT
IF YOU'RE PART OF THE ALPHABET MAFIA, WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
IF YOU'RE A GIRLY, WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
IF YOU'RE A STRAIGHT MAN, YOU PAYING TO GET IN. (Aka thin ice, but open to changing my mind)
(mostly!)NSFW BLOG
We will not vibe if you are transphobic, homophobic, racist, sexist, or if you voted for the man with the red hat.
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Hi there! Welcome to my little bit of everything blog. You can call me Fig, like the fruit. I'm 29, married to a hot ass theybie, Lee af and open to messages, questions, and friends 😊. Also, pre warning I'm plus size so if it makes you uncomfortable, please move on. As an offering, please accept this photo of my cat Lilly .

















