VUX-tastic!

date a vux who has allergies

date a vux who looks good in chainmail

date a vux at a medieval reenactment fair

date a vux who runs a dateahumanwho blog

date a vux who spends six hours carving wooden table centerpieces for you and your entire social circle

date a vux in a seedy space bar, far from the centers of known space’s civilizations, in a smoky, dark establishment where you are the only two representatives of your species. pretend that it’s first contact all over again, look at each other with eye(s) not embittered by misery, listen to the silence of millions of your countrymen’s opinions not being aired. and then, maybe, have another kind of first contact.

date a vux whose presence makes you feel alive

date a vux who is a brave and good detective. date a vux who makes up the other half of your crime-solving team.

date a VUX after years of mutual pining across the oceans of space and time

date a VUX after exchanging a series of florid and heartfelt letters.

date a vux who will give you amazing tentacle hugs

date a vux who is always honest with you

date a vux who likes banana bread (after it is blended into a puree so that it can go up their proboscis, of course)

date a vux who wears funny hats

date a vux who you met when you worked in the same space pirate crew

date a vux who will take you on a date on a little raft, with the stars twinkling overhead and the lights of the aquatic city below

date a vux who likes Dungeons & Dragons