Crippled Human

Mia: *Stabs Ethan's hand with a screw* Ethan: Baby stop screwing around, it's ruining our marriage.

Zoe: Hoe don't do it Ethan: *Chooses to cure Mia* Zoe: Oh my god

Ethan: Bitch if you tried the food, you'll be leaving too

Ethan: Bitch don't tell me to calm down, I don't want to be part of this family

THIS GAME

If V was in Fifty Shades of Grey it would be called Fifty Shades of Blind.

Jack: *Is hunting with the other kids* Wait I sense something Ralph: *Jumps out of the bushes screeching* WHERE IS MY FIRE YOU LITTLE SHIT

Jack: I NEED MORE MEAT DAMNIT Ralph: *Chucks the conch at Jack* Shut the fuck up Jack

Ralph: I got something to say.. Jack: What is it? Ralph: *Gets in one knee* Jack: oh my god Ralph: Will you start following the rules shithead?! Jack: I want my fucking meat

Ralph: What is your opinions on rules Jack: I don't need any rules, I need meat and fuck fires Ralph: *Throws the breadsticks at the fireplace* I gotta go

Piggy: I have something to say Jack: Shut up fatty Piggy: *Takes a deep breath* Listen here you little shit

Ralph when he looks or even hears fire Raplh: oh yeah that's the shit, give me more of those flames. That fire better be roasting..

Raplh: Why did you let the fire out?! Jack: Fuck your fire, I gotta have that meat Raplh: TRIGGERED