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Why douche when you just pop a tide pod up your ass and become a human washing machine.

Your posts are literally gonna kill some young, naive twink

I screamed

The hero we need

They just all don’t have homes though

LMFAO

please watch with sound on

This is my favorite video ever. Nothing can top this. Also, this is me and my friends lmaoo but really

I’m Paris

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

this is literally how i dance

This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick

she did that

Lmfao

in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him

that’s just what men are like

anyone else feel like their spirit is ancient and they’ve been carrying the weight of its heartbreak for an eternity

My dad’s literal first words on holding me for the first time were “ …she’s done this before, and she’s not happy to be back.”

That is such a badass thing to say about a newborn

People who have a very shy and naive personality are just new souls

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

@thegits

STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP