Hi.

How did I escape Iraq? Iran.

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches

Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.

I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.