WTF

Trina telling Spencer not to stop. 💋 ✨  

Then Spencer being noble about stopping. 

🌟JOKING ABOUT THEIR PARENTS TRASH TENDENCIES BUT SPENCER KNOWING PORTIA IS 95% BETTER THAN HIS FATHER SO HE'S NOT EVEN TRYING TO SOW FURTHER DISCORD BETWEEN TRINA AND PORTIA INSTEAD HE'S TRYING TO GET HER TO SEE THE BRIGHT SIDE OF THINGS (but also the way she was basically like "Oof the bar is in hell😂). Like Portia really needs to thank Spencer because Spencer could've been a little shit and just let Trina shit talk her and got his licks in too but nah Spencer knows a truly horrible sent from hell parent when he sees one and he knows Portia ain't it.

🌟REMINISCING ABOUT THEIR MOMENTS AT THE GALLERY AND BEING ABLE TO LAUGH ABOUT HOW THEY FIRST MET.

🌟TRINA WAS GOING THROUGH AN IDENTITY CRISIS AND SPENCER IMMEDIATELY WENT INTO HIS "I KNOW WHO YOU ARE" SPEECH🫠 (like HELLO!!! Spencer literally was in his rom-com bag with this!! That's the love of his life right there!!!) ALSO THE WAY SHE SMILED AT HIM AFTER HIS SPEECH YEAH SHE KNEW SHE WAS KISSING HIM BEFORE THE END OF THE NIGHT.🤭

🌟THE FUCKING TIP TOES JUST SO SHE CAN KISS HIM AND THE FACT THAT IT WAS TRINA WHO INITIATED IT!!! AND THE WAY TRINA LEANED BACK TO GAUGE HIS REACTION, THE TWIN SMILES, AND THEM GOING BACK IN FOR MORE.

Like y'all don't understand PEOPLE DIED TODAY (I am people.🥹)

Anyways...

Perhaps the spectators might take pity on me. I was on the dance floor days after a terrible injury to the head. Perhaps I needed someone to steady me. Make sure I was all right. Perhaps you were the first person I found.

Dani Powell, this is Malcolm Bright, psychologist, forensic profiler, acquired taste.