Darth Sarcasm

Who washes The Watchmen? #thewatchmen #scrubdaddy https://www.instagram.com/p/BuSafFHh4cb/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1k4qouz2zlvwq

You know how much someone loves you when they make you your favorite dessert WITH lactose free milk. #tapiocapudding #yum https://www.instagram.com/p/BuINepbhkGg/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=5m24lz1qjjlb

Early birthday present from my daughter. I love it! 🐸👓#muppets #kermitthefrog #hipster https://www.instagram.com/p/BuFfdkPhJo6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1kl9incj7jo4q

My sister got me a @bobsredmill Bobblehead and the resemblance is uncanny. #bobsredmill #bobblehead https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt7Rm1yhLiG/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=qsdcpfbrpr5p

Them: Describe your sense of humor in two words. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bt2N7WCBpha/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1pzgoni7ncimh

❤️🐀👦 #thesimpsons #valentines #memes https://www.instagram.com/p/BtuZqQyBvt-/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=6mu7bly7vmj8

What we were expecting versus what we got. #snowmageddon2019 #kermitthefrog #sesamestreet #snow #muppets (at Vancouver, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtsQ4a_Bh3g/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=c43tpszjshg2

Number one on the list of things my children will never say. #thesimpsons #muppets https://www.instagram.com/p/BtrRl1VhOtz/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ww6w20qc546z

You can take the boy out of Ellensburg, but you can’t take the Ellensburg out of the boy. #ellensburg #washington #ellensburgrodeo #wranglerjeans https://www.instagram.com/p/BtpTDw5BASn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1q70ubhu41hlw

Eight years ago today, @pattonoswalt signed my stuff at @powellsbooks. #tbt #books #cd (at Powell's Books) https://www.instagram.com/p/BthV0VHhTid/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fao17prlf7yv

I brought a bag of pepperoni sticks home from Costco and made a new best friend. #dogsofinstagram #dogs (at Vancouver, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtZiqU0B7S4/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=770oio3zei9t

Katniss say what?! #dogsofinstagram #dog (at Vancouver, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtUPg-DBjNH/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=t5ji2sduja5o

Valentines Day is around the corner and The Simpson’s have you covered whether you’re in to T or A. #thesimpsons #valentinesday https://www.instagram.com/p/BtE6oF3Bv1H/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=elftgy0zbh3b

Starts playing Pretty (Ugly Before) by Elliot Smith #muppets #kermitmemes https://www.instagram.com/p/BtCTC0DBU8s/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=fntjzxl3xznu

I guess I just have that Director look... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #twinning #stephenspielberg #samraimi #spikelee https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs_14-FhDvD/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bm8b4ilhqxe9

#disneyemojiblitz #muppets #kermit #fozzie https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs9g3A2hWJF/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r9dudzo1lxlm

I got a button for my hat. Thanks @designpathology I can hear Jerry Nelson’s announcer now! #muppets #pigsinspace #etsy https://www.instagram.com/p/Bs3YvaTBC87/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=dcxk4n8n399e