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Welcome, to my Date Everything RP/Ask blog! This blog contains my 3 (so far) Date Everything OC’s (or S/I for self shipping purposes really…)

My blog includes my 3 S/I’s:

Extenda Cord — An extension cord, whose original goal was to be a great dominatrix, but now he wants something more.

Darning — A sewing kit, he’s the one that made all the costumes and outfits for the other objects. Although he freaks out over the slightest difference in shading.

Tess Ventura — A brass mouthpiece, he has a big mouth and he’s loud, or he can be soft and quiet if you ask him. He takes after a French Horn, and he has a one sided beef with Jean Loo, because in his words, the French Horn isn’t actually French.

More info below!

I’ve put this in my rules, but I will put it here again. I will not answer any asks if you are rude. Simple. That includes calling my OC’s a bitch.

I understand that while everyone may not be a fan of selfshipping, or doesn’t like everyone, tumblr has a really cool feature, you ready? Block button. Or another one! Filter the tags and content. It’s an amazing feature, try it if you don’t like something.

Now I don’t know what this anon’s intentions were, but I don’t appreciate you calling Extenda a bitch. Do not tell my OC to humble another OC when at the end of the day, there is a person behind this screen, talking as my OC’s. Got it? Cool!

So for future reference, any and all asks like this will be deleted and ignored.

"Unfortunately, Tina doesn't actually like music. I've tried to convince her to play with me, but all she wants to do is watch Love Triangle Island or whatever it is. And create drama with me and Tones. Whenever I invite her to play music with me, she just says something about how it's a waste of time and she could be doin' somethin' better. Whatever.

Keyes and Rainey on the other hand, they're a BLAST to be around! Keyes just gets me you know? Maybe it's our love for classical together, but maybe it's because we have a bond, whatever it is I love our duets. Maybe one day we'll put on a show for you. And I love playing for Rainey, seeing her dance and smile makes me smile. She also gets me, unlike Tina."

“I have always adored animals, although the downside to that is I cannot get too close to them. I’m always afraid of hurting them. It’s why I’m a bit grateful for the animals that we dost have around the house. Even if they’re not exactly real. I don’t have a favorite, I just happen to love some more than others.”

“It is morning! And I, an extension cord, does not need breakfast. But I’ve learned that even though I do not need it, sometimes it is better to just enjoy it with the ones you love. Love, as in, platonically. Of course.

Later I have more training to do today, and possibly rehearse today. It is a busy schedule for an extension cord, but dost not worry, I will get it done.”

"I must say, I do find comfort in being wrapped up in his cape. So cozy, and warm... maybe I should see if I, an extension cord, can sleep. While being wrapped up in a cozy cape! I will come back with results."

"As an extension cord, I find the concept of sleep very interesting. Given that I don't technically sleep. But I do relax for hours at a time in one space when I am not being used.

When I'm not being used, I tend to just curl up in enclosed or tight spaces. It's very comforting for me, lonely sometimes yes, but comforting. I do wish I could start relaxing with some company though, oh well!"

“I love nicknames! I think nicknames are a symbol of trust between two people.

I have nicknames for just about every object, some have multiple nicknames. Mostly because some objects are closer to me, some really close.

The more intimate and personal the nicknames are, the closer the bond is. I'd like to think I have some very close bonds. Eheheh, although let's not dwell on that for too long, I feel myself getting a bit overheated."

“This is why I HATE the French, who the hell names their microphone ‘Ballcock’? Freak.”

“Do you guys think it’s possible for a mouthpiece to eat cake?

Abel has strongly advised against it, sayin’ that all I would do is get my granillo stuck. And it does sound like a pain to clean. But I also always wanted to try cake, decisions decisions…”

Shine on, bestie!

-Lux 💛

“WHATS WRONG WITH THOU?

I mean, I don’t know what thou art is talking about when it comes to this ‘hard launch.’ I’ve heard of no such thing. There’s nothing going on with Ronaldini and I.

I am simply his assistant. Even though I do think that he does look stunning in that suit, it really… accentuates his features. And, well thou gets the point! Can’t a humble extension cord admire his partner? Work partner! That is.”

“Eh!? Eheheheh… I do not know what thou art talking about… dear Nonny…”

“I’ve noticed that Extenda gets headaches really easily… He can’t be plugged up to too many things at once for too long.

I’ve noticed this because he’s always overheated after helping out with Ronaldini (NEW ROOMER ADDED!), and then he has to help out with whoever needs a good charging. His least favorite place is to be in the office… Mac always has about 5 different cords that need to be plugged up.

He always has a hard time saying no, even when he’s overwhelmed. Most of the time Sophia has to force him to take a break and force him to unplug from everything. Maybe one day I can find some sort of remedy to ease his headaches.”

“Oh there’s so many! Barry, Beverly, Koa… It’s really hard to choose, but if I seriously had to choose… I’d say Lucinda! Her’s was my favorite to work on.

I mean, she so.. lavish! So I needed to do something that matched her. And I’m very proud of the end result. As she seems to like it, so it just makes my work more enjoyable for me!

I loved making Extenda and Tess’ outfits. Even though I’m not used to working with… satin, I didn’t have too much of a problem making Extenda’s.”