"A Blade's Edge Is What Separates Truth from Deceit."
Hehehe! Oh, the show is finally starting, folks! That's right, Earthbread's greatest trickster has arrived!
Like messing with people? Yes? Great! No? Yes you do, great!
So let's get this straight. I'm a deceptive mastermind and all, but I have standards. I do NOT support discrimination of any kind. No matter your pronouns, religion, physical ability, or dough color, ALL are equal... and equally fun to mess with! :)
I don't deal with that "truth" crap. That silly silly vanilly may think it's soooo good to preach that, but would you really choose brutal, cruel truth over warm, sweet lies?
What's that? Why do I float all the time? Well, obVIOUSLY it's because floating is vastly cooler than walking. D-DONT ask nilly.
My kids? Kids? Hm, kids... OH! You mean my minions, Black Sapphire and Candy Apple! I do seem friendly with them, huh? Well of course I am, they help me out soooooooo much!
The other beasts? My pals! Oh, I do love when we can get together and scheme... of course, the silent knight always just lurks in the corner, not joining the fun. Lame.
Anyway. I'm getting REAL tired of this interview. Let me go see what deceitful threads I can weave...
HEADCANON / MUSE INFO ZONE (NOT WRITTEN BY AN INSANE JESTER)
- Shadow Milk has chronic pain and the muscles in his legs have atrophied from inactivity. He refuses to acknowledge either, brushing it off as him being lazy.
- His first lie DIDNT make Candy Apple. She was left on the doorstep of the spire. He formed Black Sapphire with his own magic to help spread deceit.
- He can sew and play piano. He actually made his own outfit.
- He is aware of the multiverse existing.
- Shadow Milk and Eternal Sugar are siblings.
- He used to have a romantic relationship with Silent Salt and still tries to act like they're friendly.
- He's a total nerd actually. He loves learning and theater.
- He will NOT get along with Pure Vanilla, he'll be civil if he sees a benefit for him. Or if nilly's dressed as Truthless Recluse.
- he's... well, MILDLY vampiric. He doesn't NEED to drink jam, but he does it. You'll feel a strong compulsion to lie for a few days if he bites you.
- the eyes in his hair see for him and ALWAYS reveal his true emotions.
- his feelings on the healer have changed... Pure Vanilla is now his loving boyfriend!
