This is STUPID.

Professor Membrane tells Gaz to have a sleepover like “normal girls” do.

So she did. Tak the Hideous Beautiful New Girl.

Also they’d probably piss of another race and get blown to bits in a war they have no chance of winning. 

"It’s never going to stop!"

"I think there’s a leak in the roof."

"Rain drops keep fallin’ on my head."

"And I’m singin’ in the rain, just singin’ in the rain!"

"We should get the candles in case the lights go out."

"It’s cold. Scoot over and cuddle with me."

"Ugh!! My socks are soaked."

"I left my umbrella at home and now it’s coming down a flood."

"It’s thundering so loud."

"I have a confession. I am afraid of storms."

"Well, I was going to go, but then water soaked through my shoes and got my socks wet so fuck that."

"I love the sound of rain on the roof."

"I think I’m going to sleep this rainy day away."

"I love the rain."

"Why don’t you kiss me in the rain?"

"Watch out for the mud puddles."

"Can I borrow your truck? My car is stuck in the mud."

"Let’s sleep in today."

"I’m thinking it’s a movie and cuddled on the couch in a blanket type of day."

"If you don’t come back inside, you’re going to catch a cold"

"I wonder if it’s going to get cold enough to snow."

"It’s raining, it’s pouring, the old man is snoring…"

"Rain, rain go away. Come again another day."

"Come dance with me in the rain."

"Just our luck, it would rain on the actual parade."

"Can I sleep with you? I’m afraid of storms."

"You know you can count how far the storm is by the thunder."

"Lightning never strikes in the same place twice."

"The weather said there was a chance of a tornado."

"I hate rain."

            Her sharp reprimand made him take pause,               a shiver running the coarse of his spine. What               was it about this human that was so intimidating?!               Not that he would dare to admit to aloud… but neither               did he dare to test her patience with a characteristic               outburst of prideful incredulity. Instead he simply               fidgeted his gloved claws between one another and               waited for her to respond. 

            ❝…Of course I know what a video game is…❞ 

                                                He fibbed, falsifying normalcy. 

For a moment or two, she just watched him blankly. Waited to see if he’d perhaps give a sign or flat out say that he was obviously joking. He wasn’t. She furrowed her brows. 

“Is that a challange?”  

                    It was simply inconceivable that she could excel so                        (  a fact that he begrudgingly admitted, if only to himself )                        at piloting without a shred of cultivation. He’d seen smeets                        train ruthlessly at the Academy to learn how to operate an                        Irken vessel even half as well as she had—

 "--Stop yelling and shut up!" She snapped at him, gritting her teeth in annoyance as his sudden shouting caused her to flinch and screw up her attacks. She remained silent for a moment, pressing buttons faster than she was a moment ago, trying to regain concentration, before she even answered his dumb questions.