Dark Lady Nightroad

The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate

The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration

"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.

The grunting, panting, yelling.

Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car

Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions

Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex

Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)

There was a time skip.

Seatbelt bondage

Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards

Sorry, kiddos. I'd love to make things right, but it's time to exit stage left.

The figurehead is a fucking elephant canon

I was gonna wait to post the rest of these but screw it

I can't stop...

Q: Why did Buggy get so big? A: "It's for show, though! He's just using the Chop-Chop fruit to make a really big cloak."