á´Ęá´É´É˘á´ ÉŞs á´Ęá´ É´á´á´Ą ĘĘá´á´á´ ÉŞÉ´sá´ÉŞĘá´á´ sá´É´á´á´É´á´á´ á´á´á´á´ (sá´á´á´ É´sŇá´Ą).
âI was hoping you would have like a gnarly scar. Add character⌠And mystery.â
âYouâre slutty, not easy. Thereâs a difference, semantically.â
âOh I just want to put her in a bag of rocks and drop her in the river.â
âIâm all about giving. Iâm like a bean-flicking Mother Teresa.â
âSeriously, enough clitorference.â
âIf grateful paid the bills, weâd all be fuckinâ Bill Gates!â
âI spent a lot of time wondering if it would matter if I died.â
âThe systemâs fucked.â
âDo not defend your boner to me right now!â
âThis one got away, but I swear to you I will die before I see that happen again. I will keep you safe.â
âIâm feeling some sapphic vibes cominâ off you.â
âWhy did you take us to a gay bath house?â
âYou know I can promise you that Iâve never been saner than I am right now.â
âI have mastered the art of shutting people off.â
âI made her come vaginally. Do you even know how hard that is to do? My point isâŚI donât even know what my point is anymore.â
âYou live on a slippery slope, kid, but for some reason you keep doing rain dances. Good luck.â
âI think Iâve moved beyond stress to something more deeply disturbing.â
âI love you and I fucking hate you.â
âWhy do you always feel so inevitable to me?â
âLesbian request denied.â
âThatâs what love is like    itâs like coming home.â
âYou got some fucked up priorities.â
âItâs not like Iâm exactly overwhelmed with the possibilities.â
âToo hetero?â
âYouâre supposed to be my family.â
âI always miss you until youâre here.â
âDonât you fucking leave me.â
âWere you trying to pimp me out?â
âYou know, another layer of icing on a shit cake does not make it taste good.â
âOh, so hereâs the thing    no.â
âAdventure is just hardship with an inflated sense of self.â
âNo, this is divine retribution.â
âDo not project your conscience onto me.â
âI will fuck you. Literally.â
âI heart you.â
âYou donât just turn gay, you fall somewhere on a spectrum, like a Kinsey scale.â
âI would like to stress that I think this is truly fuckinâ stupid.â















