So Much TV So Little Time

@to-a-merrier-world

they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it

I was worried but then I could relate…

i just heard my mom say “there’s no reason to act like a dick” and there’s no one else downstairs so i know she’s talking to one of our cats

happy halloween. it is halloween every single day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween

This is the spoopy content you need on your dash

Lmaooo

bruhhhhhh lmaoo

Even the dolphin looks a little uncomfortable, lol

^^^^ right lol i look at the dolphins eye and i cant stop laugh now😭💀

^ why you had to say something I’m fucking weak rn

is that guy dying in the background

Have you ever been in public bathroom

autumn : the greatest season of all.

Muh heart😭

Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon