I am obscene to you, but to myself I simply am

shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

“i thought i’d weird you out” you weirded me in, twin

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[Image ID: Tumblr reply from aBigMothInALittleWorld reading: Making art is like this also /End ID]

as an art student I often just want to tell the entire game reviewing community to shut their faces about art style because 99 times out of 100 they have no idea what the fuck they're talking about

“how do people read yaoi in public?” I literally write gay porn when I’m at work 😭

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production