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Blog of assorted things I like. Various fandoms but mostly Castlevania (games only), Elden Ring, and Fire Emblem. Forever hyperfixating on vampires. I draw and write sometimes
Art and writing I make or reblog is sometimes horny on main; browse at your own risk
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I'm sure that's true, but something tells me googling "nun tied up by other nuns" "hot wax" "confessing sins" will likely get what you might call rather un-academic results
My name is Jo, publishing as Ladz, and my pronouns are they/them. I write genre fiction, whether it's dark fantasy, horror, fantasy, or some mélange of all three. They're all intended for adult audiences, and I recommend checking out the content warnings for each before diving in.
While I do try to share updates on my writing, this tumblr is mostly a space for me to find inspiration and quotes I relate to, get excited about the media I love, and boost work from my friends.
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Ice Upon a Pier (April 11, 2023)
A novella that's a retelling of the life and crimes of Richard Kuklinski. A lesbian contract killer indulges in an interview about the ways she's used ice magic to freeze time and get away with literal murder.
The Fealty of Monsters Volume 1 (March 12, 2024)
Art by @t-hornapple. A gothic horror political fantasy retelling of the Russian Revolution with queers and vampires. Sasza Czarnolaski serves a human court, but no one knows he's a vampire. Sasza quickly learns that he will do anything to preserve peace in the Empire–including giving in to the monstrosity he spent so many years concealing from even himself.
The Cradle of Eternal Night (October 22, 2024)
Art by @pompoison. A standalone sapphic horror romantasy in which a bard and a witch fall in love on a quest to bring the light back to their dark world. Sapphic, magical, and tense, perfect for fans of Dark Souls and grumpy x sunshine romance.
Upcoming
Our Crimson Cage (August 11, 2026)
My F/F/F retelling of Carmilla. In 19th Century Poland, a woman is set to watch her house on her own, her maid is trying to rob her, and the vampire she thought was an adolescent hallucination is very real and freed from her basement prison.
The Institute of Manners (The Fealty of Monsters Volume 2 (20??)
Art by TBD. The revolution is paused for now as our main cast goes to graduate school. Lessons include avoiding assassination attempts, uncovering the secrets of a despot, and staying on top of the rumors of a horror-worshipping cult and anti-imperial activities alike.
I also have a whole bevy of short stories on my itch account, which is the best place to get my work if you want to leave a tip.
My author newsletter update twice a month - on the 1st and sometime between the 13th and 18th. The first is all updates, the second usually talks about insight from writing, sales, new work, and both include a picture of my cat.
Feel free to ask me anything regarding my books, my short fiction, my self-publishing journey and anything else you'd care to know about!
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People have really forgotten that yandere is literally a horror trope. No I don't want a "green flag yandere" I want an endless pit of dread in my stomach and also a sense of arousal that shouldn't be there
"I see it in your eyes, too. The shadow of Shura." Messmer despised his own fire. Time and time again he hoped to rid himself of it, but ever did it burn.
Messmer as Shura and Godwyn as the Divine Heir.
Back in Sekiro, all characters cursed with the shadow of Shura are related to animals. Sekijo, orangutan. Sekiro, wolf. Then, we have Messmer and snakes. As both of them, Messmer is known as a fierce warrior that conquered his title with fire and blood. And those who go on killing will eventually become Shura...
The divine heritage comes from the Divine Dragon, who's grafted to a tree while wielding golden lightning. Godwyn was the only divine child able to conquer the golden lightning of the dragons, but even when his soul was killed, he was unable to die. And such stagnation, much as the dragonrot, brought blight over the lands.
shakespeare was so funny for that scene where the antagonist tells the protagonist “let the record show that i AM into women THAT BEING SAID holy shit, thou mars, seeing you here is like an even better version of my wedding night. like WAY better. i’ve been dreaming about you every night for years, and in my dreams we take off each other’s armor and beat each other to a pulp and i wake up all hot and sticky 👍”
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.
you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble
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