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BREAKING: Trump Has Allegedly Signed The White-Gold Concordat And Is In League With The Thalmor 😳🚨

just invented something at dinner called soundboard storytime where i explain the plot of hamlet to my younger sister & her friend while our other sister punctuates every sentence with a choice sound bite from her phone

“hamlet STABS the man behind the curtain, thinking it’s claudio—- but it’s POLONIUS. [vine boom] [OOOO MA GAAAWWWD] that’s right, he just killed his girlfriend’s FATHER. [WAT DA HEEEELLLLLL] [BRUH.mp3]”

the art of youtube poop will survive after the singularity

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

So English DOES have the imperfect verb form!

ice cream truck blasting gymnopedie no. 1 while a bunch of really forlorn children chase after it

Let’s do a Wild Hunt larp where we kidnap Jeff Bezos and release him in the forest and then give all the larpers (who are amazon employees) weird masks and motorbikes painted to look like fucked up horses and wolves.

Somewhat disturbed at how fast this post started picking up notes.

don’t set out food if you don’t want us to eat

i love that i can’t write the word fuck on facebook without risking getting zucced and here I’m greeted everyday by posts like this

my only problem with this is that this sounds less like a larp and more like the actual Wild Hunt

Quality larps are as realistic as is practical.

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends