Munching & Morsels Starters
âIâm not someone who just eats anything.â
âPeanut butter? Out of the jar? With a fork?â
âThis looks⌠like it could be edible.â
âItâs four in the morning, why are you in the cupboards?â
âSo hereâs the legendary snack gremlin in itâs natural habitat.â
âYou didnât make this for me. You did not.â
âNope donât care how much you didnât cook this correctly, Iâm eating it.â
âYou didnât touch dinner all night but now youâre eating?â
âIs this a lack of appetite or a lack of fine taste?â
âTry it. Come on, I swear it wonât poison you.â
âWe have all this food and I want none of this. Stupid brain and food wants.â
âYou abducted ALL of my chips? Youâre a monster.â
âI need you to stay out of the kitchen for uh⌠reasons.â
âHmm is that pleasant aroma what youâre cooking or just you?â
âI donât think this is how you make a salsa.â
âYouâre making me try this odd combination⌠why?â
âWhat unholy abomination are you eating?â
âIâm eating⌠you know what, I donât know either.â
âYou made this, so Iâm going to eat it. Iâm not wasting your effort no matter how awful it is.â
âHuh. This doesnât taste half bad.â
âI told you that probably wasnât a wise decision to eat.â
âIâm gonna give this cupboard twenty minutes for it to put my snacks back or else.â
âBold enough to take the snack out of my mouth huh?â
âIâm volunteering as tribute for your food experiments.â
âSo weâre waving the white flag and getting take out right?â