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Dragons for sale

Phthalo/Phthalo/Pink -  270k or 300g

Phthalo/Phthalo/Cerise -  270k or 300g

So! To help pass the time feel free to message me / reblog this and tell me about a dragon / your lore !!

her name's Robinia, she's a Very Powerful and Very Eccentric Witch Lady, and also Extremely Gay. her and her gf are. Terrifying?? at least to their ~foes~, to their fam they're very Soft (tho her gf is still Mildly Unnvering at all times lmao) and v close and it's really nice?? anyway I love my buff witch lesbian daughter a lot!!

Arsonist’s Lullabye | Hozier

things that implies:

radio

cars

guns

cruises

submarines

silent movies

refrigerators

diving suits

canned food

frozen food

margarine????

syringes

washing machines

phonographs

vacuum cleaners

toasters

TELEVISION

wrist watches

dish washers

pasteurization

heart surgery

electric blankets

electric ovens

naval mines

He’s a fun-loving god. His children rejoice in it, and sometimes he comes down to play with them.

See, life is a game. Life is easy-breezy. Life is fun and flowing and moving and changing. Windsinger is a god, and life is eternal.

Look what great care he is taking of his children! He gives them his winds! A dragon should be in the air, it is where his belong, after all. Those who can’t see that, well, they’re no fun, are they?

Is there a problem with the new way the winds are flowing? No, not at all! Why would there be? Changing up the way the winds go, well, that’s fun! So fun! His dragons fly about in the winds no matter which way they turn, and, well, if any other dragons disagree… Dragons belong in the air.

If they don’t, they’re not his. They’re not fun. They’re boring, and they can’t play, no matter what the other deities say (and when have their opinions ever really mattered when they can’t see the appeal of the air, anyway?). Why don’t these mortals just get on with it and go on an adventure like he does? Take to the win where they can! Adventure!

Ah, adventure! Travelling around the world on the winds! He does it all the time, because the air is his domain and it’s everywhere! And if he’s away for a long time, if he comes back to Wind and his children look a little different, well, that’s all part of the fun, isn’t it? He plays with them, he leaves, sometimes they break but there’s always more to see and do and they replace themselves so what’s the worry, really?