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See? It’s a win-win, but who’s the lucky guy?

I wouldn’t say lucky guy, but... It’s Seb.

Well, since you already have my jacket… Are you up for it?

That would probably make the boy I want jealous... Yeah, let’s do it. We should have some ground rules, though.

Thank you, I’m flattered. Maybe I should bet, like, a fake girlfriend instead. Someone to scare off the thirsty ladies.

That would be a good plan, I guess. It would have to be someone already or close to your social circle, so they wouldn’t suspect it is a ruse.

I didn’t sign up to be thirsted on. It’s the hair. Should I just shave my head?

Come on, it’s a little funny. It’s not the hair. You are cute and have a nice personality and is decent. You are a catch, pal... but don’t you dare shave your hair.

The current thirst tweets are already bad enough, I don’t wanna imagine how worse they can get. Maybe I should just become ugly.

I will even join the bandwagon when that happens for the shits and giggles. Nah, I don’t think that’s possible.

See? Cringey. And I do have abs! They’re just a work-in-process.

And how that process is going, uh?

Reading it out loud worsens the cringe. Jett found them and sent it to me.

I would lick milkshake out of Aaron’s abs any day... Jeez, they think your ribs are a six-pack. 

They have thirst tweets about me. Wanna read them?

You read them to me. How did you even find those tweets?

No girl in my mind so far. And the girls who chase me are too desperate, it’s cringey.

Watch out, then. The kids have a habit of matchmaking if they believe you need someone. Come on, I bet you are exaggerating on how cringe it is.

You don’t have to worry about that, not right now at least, so enjoy it while it lasts.

I’m gonna carpe diem this period. But come on, there must be a girl that makes your heart go ping... Or you making some girl’s heart go ping because of that quiff.

Why do I get the feeling that you’re going to keep it for real one of these days?

I won’t, I promise. The last thing I need is some furious future girlfriend on my doorstep because she found out I have one of your jackets.

You know me, I’m not a picky eater.

Then we got ourselves a deal. Don’t forget your jacket.

As for the food part, I think I’m going to stay away for the kitchen. Remember that Giselle and I almost started a fire the last time.

My cooking abilities are settled on a mean mac and cheese and chicken nuggets, so you will have to be okay with that.

You had me at Rick and Morty marathon.

That was literally the last thing I said. I will take it, though.

You have my favorite jacket. What else do you need?

Food, love, affection, and a Rick and Morty marathon. 

Are you really going to use me like that?

I got catcalled! In a weird way! I deserve this win!

I think they make me suffer just for their enjoyment, but at least I get paid for it.

And with the money my parents pay you, you get to buy me food! Lion King was right, it truly is a circle of life.