I'm so glad zombie romance is a genre

Nothing is funnier to me than Mr Darcy telling his best friend not to propose to the girl he loves bc 1. Her family are unsuitable and 2. She doesn't truly like him enough to marry... only to then himself propose to a woman who is 1. From the exact same family and 2. Has done nothing but roast him since they met

"my marriage proposal was rejected" my brother in christ you insulted her entire family

New definition of gritty reboot: the story is exactly the same, but one main character has been replaced by Gritty.

#pride & prejudice (via @mylordshesacactus)

Pride and Extreme Prejudice

The responses to this post just keep getting better. 

@lone-gunwoman-of-the-week

Pride and Prejudice hot take: “Mrs. Bennett’s marriage obsession was her doing everything in her power to make sure that her daughters would not end up destitute after her husband’s death” and “Mrs. Bennett’s marriage obsession caused her to stop caring about her daughters’ feelings and emotionally manipulate them” are two ideas that can and should coexist

Mr Bennet and Mrs Bennet did different things wrong which combined to produce a total lack of emotional or practical guidance and that’s why Lydia fell victim to a predator

Someday, I will write the essay about how the unhappiness in the Bennet parent marriage exacerbated each of their most dysfunctional personality flaws in ways that compounded and left them helpless against any external problem the family had, and therefore Lizzie’s repeated refusals to marry a man she did not respect or think she could get along with are as much practical and reasoned responses to the situation as her mother pushing her to obtain financial security.