miss darcy

Well yeah. If it was easy we’d be dead.

Mm. *looks down at her lap*

Sorry. It's just... difficult.

Please don't... *shakes head* Thank you, but... you...

I’m so sorry, I didn’t— wait, I’m right?

Hunny, I think you’re starving.

...Maybe you're right...

But… you know there’s nothing wrong with liking both eclairs and croissants, right?

That's... that's not what I was saying. You know, maybe I shouldn't have... no more baked goods. I'm not really hungry anymore.

You know there’s nothing wrong with it, right?

You really should try a croissant.

You think I would offend you? Oh noes— wait, what do you think it is that I’m not saying?

But if you won't say it out loud, I can only conclude...

Well, I... well, whatever it is you're not saying, I think I'm offended.

I bet you do.

I knew you'd like them; I actually got them with you in mind! Please, have one or five.

A little bit is nice for flavor but a lot of these places overdo it.

Trust me, I know my french pastry.

Are you sure they’re good? I hate it when people say they’re the best pastries ever and then you take a bite and it’s total crap.

But a few inedible rugelachs don't ruin the entire bakery. The croissants are to die for.