eternity bores me

Why is your mouth always open?

Moves his gaze back to his laptop. “Fine, stay naked. Not my problem” 

Sighs, growing frustrated by his lack of interest. “What’s your deal, Ryder? Is your slutty secretary under there or something?”

“I don’t–” Looks up from his laptop and raises an eyebrow. “Cover up, Daphne.”

“Make me.”

“You really shouldn’t be here. This is my workplace, Daphne”

“But I wore something special for you.”

“You’re gonna have to do a lot better than that if you want me to loosen up”

“I’m doing this for you, remember? Trying to help you loosen up.”

“Make me stop.”

“You know what’s hilarious about this whole situation? I thought I was going to meet an older woman named Marge I was genuinely looking forward to it and instead I get a loud mouth prima donna who does’t even want or apparently need my help.” He took her keys out of his pocket and dangled them in front of her “Thank you for being such a tiny…ass.” He brought his arm back and threw her keys as hard as he could completely out of site.

“Literally what about my text message led you to believe that you were meeting anyone other than a super hot twenty-one year old because I’m confused. If you wanted to meet Marge you should probably try a bingo hall instead of a bar.” She rolled her eyes and moved to grab her keys when he took them out of his pocket. “Stop calling me tiny, you tall idi--” Her brown eyes widened as the keys flew past her and into the oblivion. “Are you kidding me? What is your problem? I literally stopped you from getting arrested and this is how you thank me?”