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@ fetish blogs that follow me: i’ll sell pictures of my feet for $50

phil constantly complained online about being single in the years before he and dan started talking and then after they supposedly became a ‘thing’ he never once mentioned being single again. in addition, dan’s branding is being easy to relate to and yet he never makes jokes about being single which would appeal to his audience and would fit his relatable branding. in this essay i will

FINISH THE ESSAY YOU FUCKING COWARD

For anyone worried about going back to school in a few weeks; may this school year be your best one yet.

john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura

watching a boy unbutton his pants to take his dick out makes me have the same feeling like when I’m in a restaurant and i see my food coming to my table 

lie in bed with me. show me your favourite music. kiss my neck

this week in march > that week in march

(dan) is such an inspiration. He’s out there… living his life, being (succ)es(s)ful, using his platform for goo(d.. i c)an proudly say that I stan a (k)ing!

The two different reactions in one post