Ramblings

Tiff: you say this a lot

Me: yeah you say some version of this for every sport. Like ‘if I were a little bit taller I could play basketball’

Chris: well Giancarlo Stanton is like 5’9 and he’s really good

*looks up Giancarlo stanton*

https://www.instagram.com/jokezar/p/CYCzQg5o3wE/?utm_medium=copy_link @⁨Chris Kim⁩

csk: wow...that is a really funny conversation in chat.

tiff: chat with dw?

csk: yeah. like we just totally just misunderstood each other ...

tiff: ....no just you

*talking about simu liu in shang-chi trailer*

chris: he looks really good in it!! it was hard for me to imagine with his role in kim's convenience

me: haha i know... will be difficult to overlook the dorkiness

but he was fit in kims too!

wast he shirtless in some episode or did i imagine that because ive been following his ig for a while

chris: you cant introduce me to all these korean fighters

Chris: when I was a kid I was exclusively stomach (sleeper)

changed probably when I started sleeping with girls

changed probably when I started sleeping with girls

me: fuck the chiefs titans game was today? i thought both games were tomorrow

chris: lol yup, today

me: ugh oops, really wanted to watch

chris: niners game on now fyi...

me: what?!

....

Omg today is Sunday

I was right about the games

joe: i gave chris's mom an anna's burrito (at their NYC apartment)

chris's mom: is that a burrito from MIT?

***Chris and I were talking about which table package to reserve for Holo and there was confusion in the conversion***

csk: struggle to understand verified

me: verified? im not sure what you're saying

is it a credit card verification?

csk: nmmm, we are fine afaik

***More than 1 hour later***

me: oh, i understand

you were confirming you were confused and i cleared it up

csk: oh dear god you tried to sort through it

me: no i'm sitting in a meeting and had an epiphany

***tiff debating whether she can leave the kids with csk for a long weekend***

tiff: do you think you can do it?

tiff: are you trying to find whale videos for Eva?

***Steve is sitting on the couch and I sit on a chair near him but next to the dining table***

***At the same time***

me: can you pass me my phone?

***Chris sends out some graph on twitter https://twitter.com/realjdburnett/status/1204620597633802240?s=19***

csk: I think it's saying at least 60% of the population finds me quite unattractive lol

and also that no men are very attractive

sounds about right

tiff: I was gonna say the opposite

I think less attractive man can still be considered attractive

but not the same for females

me: I think the chart is purely on looks

Women are more forgiving I think

tiff: I guess a male can make up for not as good looking and still be attractive

something like that

csk: so while we're all here... Do we wanna do yotto?

Tiff: wait that's the day before right? The 6th

Csk: the day before what?

Csk: my mom tells me I should go to the airport with you on Sunday

When do you leave?

Me: I'm I leave on Monday

Is this for my safety or your safety?