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About Me

My name is Kunzite ♡ I am 20 and my pronouns are she/her. I am currently obsessed with Dan Vs. and I'm going to make it everyone's problem! I have an OC named Svetka Yakovlev, click to read her info, and will talk about her on here as well as probably write a Dan/Svetka fic at some point. I will also write x reader stuff for him as well don't worry :D Oh also I love to roleplay! I always use ocs for rp and prefer nsfw themes but it's not required :)

Blog Rules

Not a whole lot, be respectful of me and those you see on my blog. If I get multiple hate asks on anon I will just turn it off. Let me know if I interact with someone problematic. And since there will more than likely be smut/nsfw themes on this blog I do ask that minors do not interact. Oh, and requests are open! I'll write just about anything, but if you send something I'm not comfortable with I'll ask you to change your request.

Masterlist

Dan Mandel:

Dan/Fem!Reader Lactation Thoughts [Drabble]

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Dan Smut Hcs

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Dan strikes me as the type to either be very dominant or bratty, depending on the day, I don’t think he’d be truly submissive no matter how hard you try.

The closest you’d get to him being submissive is probably just him being too tired to do any of the work OR bitch about anything you’re doing.

Probably one of those types that will try just about anything, and if he’s okay with it he’ll do it more if his partner likes it, but mostly just likes to fuck and doesn’t need a lot of the bells and whistles

That being said, some of the stuff he’d be okay with incorporating if his partner liked it is stuff like light bondage, spanking (impact play in general I think), and maybe blindfolding

I don’t think he’d be too keen on being the one getting hurt with any sort of pain play (only because every time Chris or Elise grab him a little too hard he’s like “you’re.. hurting me🥺” and I can see that being his reaction during sex too)

He seems like a tits kind of man, like I’ve said before, so he likes any position where he can easily see/play with them. If you want to do a position where you’re facing away from him then expect a mirror to line up with you guys

Not huge on a lot of aftercare unless you two tried something new that’s more hardcore or if you directly ask. Typically he’ll just get you some water and cuddle with you while rubbing anywhere he might have hurt until he falls asleep

Just now getting back into this account I do apologize, not entirely sure if the girlfriend bit is in reference to Svetka or reader specifically, but I don’t think it’s change much? I’ll write out for reader insert and Svetka separately, and be wanred it’s been like a year since I’ve watched the show.

Dan* Reacting To Dan’s Girlfriend (Reader Insert/General)

— If Dan has a girlfriend when Dan* attempts to take his identity he is SHOCKED

— The man lives in squalor and has a girlfriend? Wild.

— Would also make taking Dan’s place so much harder

— If Dan and his girlfriend aren’t together yet when Dan* steals his identity (more likely) he’s probably some of the reason why they get together

— He looks very similar but acts so much better, so the future girlfriend kind of holds onto the thought she can bring out a nicer side of Dan and get the actual Dan to act similarly to the imposter

Svetka Specific:

— Svetka is very weary of Dan* when they first meet. At first she thinks it is Dan until he actually talks kindly to her and she immediately goes from sweet little lady to very distrusting and kind of rude

— Dan* would definitely be caught off guard by Svetka, since no matter how nice he is to her she still doesn’t fall to his tricks or even entertain the idea he’s actually Dan

— He eventually gets her to stay the night in Dan’s apartment but she still acts like a stray cat around him and insists he leaves

— He is absolutely bewildered by the fact she prefers Dan over him