Hi! My name is Robin (he/they pronouns) and I'm currently hyperfixating on Date Everything! I made this side blog so I could stop torturing my mutuals on my main :)
Masterpost of my Date Everything reader insert fics!
Peter Pan Syndrome - Some Teddy POV musings about a Homeowner who never stopped sleeping with soft toys, and secretly still loves bedtime stories, but was shamed for both of these things.
Incoming! - You decide to run and jump at Dasha, trusting that she will catch you. Based on that one Brooklyn Nine Nine scene where Terry catches Jake.
It's just one of those days - You're stressed about school and just want a nice, dark, quiet corner to sit for a second. You seek out Skips for some comfort.
Operation: Hug Everything - You are on a mission to hug every object in the house! Each dateable is a new chapter. Currently a WIP, but there's plenty already written for you to sink your teeth into.
The Warmth of Your Love - Volt and Eddie fall in love with a sunshine reader.
Need Your Loving Tonight - An evening of cuddling and non-sexual intimacy with realized!Hector.
Encapsulate my Heart: Movie night with Bodhi Windbreaker! You watch Die Hard together and cuddle
Lukewarm: Luke Nukem is touch starved. You give him the hug he deserves!
Let Us Take Care of You: Reader-insert has chronic pain. The dateables take care of you (perhaps a little too overbearingly, but its only because they care).
In Your Eyes: Reader-insert has ADHD. You talk to yourself out loud because it helps you concentrate, but once you have the dateviators you realise you have had an audience all this time. Hector happens to adore this quirk of yours, and it leads to the two of you helping each other 'unmask'.
Hankering for Affection: The Hanks invite you to a sleepover! There's only one problem: you get cuddly when you're tired. This fic is incredibly fluffy, you will get cavities.
Meltdowns Are Totally Not Awesome, Homie: Reader-insert is autistic. The Hanks help calm you down from the verge of a meltdown, in their own special way. The phrase "get stimmed, homie!" is used.
Sentenced to Bedrest: Reader-insert has chronic pain. Exercising with Dunk has caused a flare up, and he feels so guilty about it that he takes care of you for the rest of the day.
Cramping my Style: You are on your period and looking for something warm to help relieve the pain. Fortunately for you, your boyfriend is a fireplace. How convenient!
Closet Comfort: After Freddy loses his cool and yells at you, you shut yourself in the breaker box closet to calm down. Tony offers you some comfort.
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a hate run is so funny in-game. imagine you're franklin lieste sending this revolutionary technology (although a bit primitive) to this random person in hopes they keep it safe only to discover they're the biggest Asshole on earth
i need to stop overthinking the āperfectā grouping of drawings for a post and just start actually posting them! so anyways hereās some more date everything meme redraws from a while back :]
[No CWs. Just thinking about stuff they might do because who actually just stands still?]
Maggie- taps the sides of her glasses. Especially when she's trying to concentrate on something.
Vaughn- Chews on things. Please get him one of those silicone necklaces so his poor fingers stop getting chewed on.
Lux- Clicks their tongue. If they have to edit something or reply to comments the whole time will be filled with, *click-click, click-click, click-click...*
Volt- Messes with his hair. Almost looks like he's scratching his head, but he's more so fluffing up his hair. He especially does this when he's got high emotions, good or bad. Only problem is, the nature of his person, doing this means he will build up static and will shock the next person he comes into contact with. Usually, this is Eddie.
Keyes- Counts out sequences. Often this is matched with her fingers moving like she's playing scales on the piano, starting with left-hand pinky and working up. This can be accompanied by whispering numbers, "one- one, two, one- one, two three, two, one- one, two, three, four, three, two one- one, two, three, four, five, four, three, two, one..."
Or it could be the piano keys that go with it, "C- C,D,C- C,D,E,D,C- C,D,E,F,E,D,C- C,D,E,F,G,F,E,D,C..."
Phonecia- Hums. Not a song or anything. Just gets a pitch and holds it for intervals. Sort of her zone out thing.
Hoove- Also hums, and also not melodically. If he hears a droning sound of some kind, he can't keep himself from trying to match it.
Miranda- Pops her lips. Accidentally does it too loud sometimes and startles people around her.
Timothy- Nods his head side to side when he's working on something. It looks like he's listening to music, but he's not. Just going to his own rhythm.
Dorian- He just stands in the same place for most of the day, so he's got to keep himself busy somehow. He taps his foot. Which foot and whether it's the toe of his shoe or the heel all depends on what he's feeling. It's all good, unless he's on a hard floor. He has hard souls on his shoes, so everyone around had to listen to, *tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap,* the whole day.
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Bathsheba- There's not much she can do, but she's always there to get you a bath ready if you're achy or cold. Also, sitting in water can help your body not feel like it's heavier than a boulder, at least for a bit.
Farya- While she still wants you to get well as much or more as everyone else, she's also the least panicked about. She hates that you're miserable, but she also knows it's most likely just a cold and you'll be fine in a few days. Make sure you're still eating, drinking plenty of fluids, and take what meds you need to help. She'll be there to help with whatever you need.
Tony- Is the king of home remedies and wives' tales. Doesn't matter if they work or not; he just sort of mixes and matches things. You need to drink lemon soda. Doesn't matter if your stomach isn't upset. He heard that you're supposed to drink clear soda when you're sick, so you need to do it. If you have a fever, you eat a popsicle. At first he's got the basic, frozen, sugar water, but when he finds it up about the ones that are actually frozen fruit, he gets those so it's a bit healthier. Will be a bit pushy with things, but it comes from a good place.
Mitchell- He's is something of a germaphobe. Wants to help you feel better, but does so from a distance. His wheelhouse is food, so he brings you things (mostly soup), that he and Stefan teamed up on. When he brings it up to you, he has a mask on, which is certainly understandable. He also has gloves on, which could be a good precaution if not a bit overboard. He also has on goggles, just in case he can catch germs in his eyes, and then takes a shower and immediately washes his clothes after he's in the same room as you. Keep in mind, this is literally him going, "Hi, here's your food. Hope you feel better." Then leaves. He will still text you though so he can actually talk to you.
Cam- Is not a germaphobe. In fact, he's not complaining about you being sick at all. He's not exactly happy about it, and does want you to feel better. But... do you know how much trash heads his way when you're sick? Pill wrappers, an almost endless supply of tissues, maybe even some cleaner bottles depending on how much you have to use after you're a bit more active. The possibilities are boundless.
Dirk/Clarence- He doesn't want you to feel like you're alone. Will sit with you, sleep next to you, just about anything you might need. Will tell you not to worry if you start to fuss about him getting sick. His version of this is falling asleep like Clarence and then waking up like Dirk. Even if that does happen, he just goes, "Too late to do anything about it now," and goes back to sleep.
Betty- Does her best to be sure that you are resting. One of the quickest ways to get sick is having poor sleep, and one of the quickest ways to get well is letting your body rest. Will be stern, but gentle in insisting that you don't push yourself. She doesn't get too bossy, but will drag you back to lie down if she thinks you need to.
Doug- He is good at staying by your side the entire time. Of course, it's spent telling you things like, "I know it seems like a pretty bad cold, but it's probably just the first example of consumption see in modern times," or, "We should look up your symptoms again to see what else comes up," or even, "Does your throat feel like it's made out of a sponge? Ya, know, like, one of those cheap ones you get for doing dishes?ā
if you still want to do date everything art requests, can i pretty please get Skylar in this, perhaps wielding a dateviator-colored sword too because it would look cool?
Safe to say she's feeling herself. I always try to modify the clothes to fit the character, so I hope it's ok.
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[Hi there! This is the first thing for Date Everything that I have written. That's to say, I'm still getting a hang of these characters, so some things might be a bit off. Tone is in line with the game- nothing overtly sexual, but innuendos here and there. Nothing that should have to be tagged, just having some fun getting to know the characters :)]
Jerry- The thing that gets him jealous is seeing you talk to Cam. Itās not that thereās really a rivalry between the two of them, at least not from Camās view. Itās just that Jerry has seen one too many things that could have been or already in his collection head Camās way. Heās been able to work on the frustration and anxiety that happened when something moved along (even if it still wasnāt one his favorite ordeals), and was actually starting to be a bit more accepting of the whole thing. After all, even though there was a pretty large personality difference, the both of them still had the common hobby of collecting forgotten, discarded things; who was he to deny another person that?
Well, that was until he saw the two of you talking. While he couldnāt quite place why, seeing you both being so casual with each other sent that same anxious chill down his spine. This soured his mood, and many of the others that lived by him picked up on it. They were all torn between checking on him and letting him vent things out in his own way, and decided on the latter seeing as they didnāt know what was bothering him.
He wouldnāt totally ignore you if you talked to him soon after, however, he would only give short, mostly one word answers. Itās not that heās really mad at you or anything, he just knows heās in a bad mood and doesnāt want to say much so he doesnāt accidentally snap at you and make you feel like he is. After youāre able to get him to talk with you about it, heāll apologize (even if he didnāt really do anything too bad), and feel a bit better that he wasnāt going to lose you. He also wouldnāt mind if you were getting close with some of the others around the house, but feels a lot more assured if the two of you do check-inās with each other to make sure you were both still doing alright.
Betty- She gets more of a worried jealous than a frustrated one. It wasnāt something that she even considered herself capable of as sheās a very laid back person. What happened to set it off for her was something pretty simple too.
You had been watching a movie and fell asleep on the couch. Beth had sat there for a good bit of the night wondering where you were. That made he start to worry that you were upset with her, or that she wasnāt good enough for you. Itās more of a situation of her being jealous of an imagined, better self than any other person or time and attention you were receiving from the others. The whole thing is mostly fueled from worry.
When the morning rolls around and she found out what happened, she would feel rather silly about it. Still, she canāt help herself from overthinking the whole situation the rest of the day. All it would really take to calm her is for you to sleep next to her again. She knows you would never do anything to hurt her, and sometimes she just has to remind herself that she is good enough for anyone, including herself.
Errol- He saw you. He saw you at the other counter. Heating something to eat⦠not with him, but with that loud-mouth Luke! Why would you do such a thing? Why- after all you both had learned from each other? Did you like you meals half heated? Did you want the textural experience of eating a hot sponge?
Why do such a thing to yourself- to him?! Oh, what he would give to save you from this unfortunate choice! To have you here, with him, receiving hot, perfect food from him! To have you feel a rush of heated air as you firmly shook his basket! Perhaps, leave him feeling at least a bit filthy with the⦠grease⦠oh, the vile grease!
He thinks heās being sly about the whole thing, and while Luke and yourself are too busy doing your own thing to really notice, that is not the case for the rest of the kitchen. Everyone does their best to ignore the palpable bitterness in the air, but, boy is that difficult with how intense it is. The air wasnāt just thick, it was gelatin.
Scandalabra- Oh, he would be soooo bitchy about it. Is one of those people thatās like, āYou know what you did.ā When there is little to no way for you know what you did.
After a bit of digging, or rather, mining through your thoughts, you arrived on a set of fake, battery powered candles that you had bought the other day. It wasnāt something you were even too focused on when you bought them. All you knew is that they were on sale for super cheap, and that you were going to use them to decorate somewhere. Seeing as they were electric powered lights, Lux was the one using them (not that it was their favorite outlet.)
While Scandalabra is usually self-assured enough that he couldnāt care what anyone else thinks about him (at least as far as personality goes), this was something that he saw as an open threat. Not, from you, oddly enough. Poor Lux is just confused at the death stares they had been getting in droves.
He sees this as the influencer trying to turn you against him. And, with a mockery of something so closely related to his person! A candle made of plastic! Oh, perish the thought!
This one can be a bit tricky to handle. There will be a decent amount of time where he will be as cold as the silver of his candlestick, however, once he finally gets convinced that he had nothing to be jealous of he would be as pliable as warm wax in your hands. Itās an action thatās a strange mix of needing reassurance and his way of non-verbally apologizing. Heās been worried about how much you care about him; play with his hair and call him pretty!
It seems that even though you two are working things out, heās still got some major jealousy to deal with.
Sophia- Firmly believe she is one of the most emotionally mature people in the house. So, when she does see you with someone who's trying to get a bit too involved, she can at least admit that she is jealous. That's the first step to fixing things after all.
Will talk to you about it. Just talk, nothing else. Her lifestyle is all about role playing and control with consent. She would never take actual negative feelings into what you guys do. She'll make sure you're both good before doing anything.
That being said, if you are both good, then she has no problem using how she felt as inspiration for your next night together.
Luke- Lunch time! And, he knows you got pizza bagels just for the occasion! Oh, you're... getting a baking pan out? That might not fit, and he also doesn't think you're supposed to metal with him. But, what the hell! He'll try anything at least once!
You... You're going to Stefan? Wha- what do you mean!? Yeah, sure, the box might have oven instructions, but- but who ever hear of cooking pizza bagels in a not-microwave oven!
He's got very big emotions, and that goes both ways of the spectrum. When he's grouchy, that's all he feels. But, once you talk to him again he's immediately an emotional mess!
He thought you were never going to use his microwave again! Please! You and pre-cooked, frozen food are all he has!
Gets flustered when you sort things out with him. Jealous? What do you mean? He was just worried you were jealous. Yup, and that's why he acted like he was, so you could feel like you weren't alone. Totally, what happened.
Keith- Seems like you lost the key to that padlock. Perhaps he could be-
Bobby Pinn. You just opened it with the help of... Bobby Pinn.
He would try to hide it by feigning concern. Not that it's his business, but knowing how to pick a lock in such a way can mean you've been making some rather questionable choices.
Being a skeleton key, that's like the pot calling the kettle black.
Honestly, he's an odd case where he's just frustrated, but when he does let himself feel anger (in a healthy way) it helps him work it out of his system, and things are back to normal.
If you want to fast track the emotional spectrum and have him feel better more quickly, ask him if there's anything he would like to open up about.
Did you just use his own line against him?! Wait, you did you just use his own line against him? You did? That was actually pretty clever- dare he say interesting. Not many people ask a key of all things to open up. Alright then, perhaps the two of you should talk.
Kristof- Hey, there. He couldn't help but notice you have been walking aimlessly around the house. If you were wanting to take a walk and not go anywhere, there happens to be a perfectly good treadmill right here.
You know, instead of wandering around and trying to find something to do, you could be walking with him. It's not that he doubts himself or thinks you would betray his trust in anyway, but you did seem to be very popular with many people here.
True, he could rip most of them apart with his bare hands, and even the ones he couldn't he would try his damnedest, but he knows that wouldn't really fix things; even if that was difficult for him to accept.
Gets jealous easily, but also gets over it easily. If you spend even a tiny amount of time with him he's almost forgotten that he was jealous in the first place. Though, you can always tell he has been recently because those bear hugs of his are even tighter than usual- something you didn't think was possible until you experienced it.
Lux- They are basically having an existential crisis about it. They don't get jealous of other people! People get jealous of them!
Yet, here they are, looking at you hanging out with the Hanks, and it's making their blood boil. They are absolutely not above using their platform to do hit pieces on whoever they're jealous of. They know how to do it in a way that it hits their target, but they still have enough plausible deniability if questioned about it.
In this case they would sneak something into a middle of a stream like, "Ugh, someone's playing... Idk.. something nearby. I don't know what it is other than loud. Because, like, sports are cringe. Massive L. Anyways-"
Not that you want to start anything in public, but if you comment something like, "Lux..." They just go, "Hi, sweetie! Love you!" They know this is going to get them in trouble, but at the moment they're feeling a bit too spicy to care.
Once you talk about it in private they will flutter their lashes over those big, doe eyes and apologize. Don't let them get away with it. Be persistent until you both come to an understanding and you get an actual apology. That way you can both figure out ways to keep each other comfortable when you're talking with other people. Not in a controlling way, just in a boundaries setting way.
Dorian- He gets jealous of... himself. You had been talking with his Trap Dorian self the most lately. He knew- he knew- you weren't vain enough to only want to interact with people who would flirt with you. But, the worry would still be chewing at him.
When he decides the healthiest thing to do was talk to you about it, you were mortified. You explained that there was a flooding scare in the crawlspace, and you simply talked to Trap Dorian because he was one of the closest doors by where you were checking.
Well, now he's mortified too. He hates making people feel bad for not reason, and he totally misunderstood what was happening. That leads to the both of you fidgeting and stumbling over each other's sentences as you both try to cover the situation.