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swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad

no one else twists the knife as good as u come over

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

you're just jealous because my emotional walls are higher than yours

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go

my only crimes were loving too much and confusing love with violence and so also extreme violence too i guess also i stole a few things too

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

giving someone a traumatic brain injury is sex