Professional Fuckin Tourist

Oh God no, I would never ask that of you. I’m okay in that department, and I have enough tampons. But… I guess popcorn and watching a movie wouldn’t be too bad.

Thank you I was scared for a second. Yeah sounds good, can I bring Rosie over or do you want to come over here? I dont think I can find a babysitter right now but I still wanna hang out.

Just because you’re my boyfriend doesn’t mean you’re conditioned to do anything for me.

Well im not going to help you put the tampon in but I can get them for you, seriously - just tell me what you need.

I’m not kinky. I was just saying

You better not be bad. Kinky son of a.

You would do that for me?

Yeah, your my girlfriend sweety.

I mean it’s not like you’re punching me in the face or something, that’d be way less of an okay thing, but only you.

Youre just kinky arn't you...

Is that supposed to make me reconsider?

You like being hit? Or just being hit by me.

Oh no, it’s alright. I grew up in a household where my dad usually did the shopping, and he was more than willing to fake sickness every time me and my sister needed anything during that time of the month. I got used to supplying myself with anything.

Well im not your dad so if you wanna take a bth I can bring you tampons and chocolate or something. No big deal.

So you’re Royal Creativity now? And… maybe, I don’t know. Is it appropriate to say that to your boyfriend? I don’t know, maybe it is in case you try to get intimate, and also to warn you against how I’m a little off.

I am. Its your body, no big deal I just wanted to know if you wanted me to get you something.

Not here, I’m not. You’re a worry wart.

I'll spank you. If you do.

And you’re an old man. No, no, no and no. I won’t get hurt. I’ll just get a few drinks, chat, and go back to the room. No big deal.

Youre to young to drink, no leaving - it wont be fine. Bad link.

Older than me, babe. But I’m bored. Going out would at least be something to do.

Thats because youre a baby. read, do homework - watch gay porn or go on tinder. Its all an option and its all safe.

Now, why’s that bad, old man?

Old man? Youre all banged up - stay where you are dumbass youll just hurt yourself more!

Thinking about actually going out tonight.

No bad, you stop that right now young man!

Just a bit. And sugar bear?

You want me to go back to little mama? I am the most creative, you should give mea crown and septer of creativity. It can be pink im not picky. That time of the month?