new americana;

petra: Wanna become my sugar daddy and let me live my life sleeping and looking hot?

Petra: Great.

Petra: So I suppose I can't put off figuring my shit out any longer.

Petra: I'd be more hurt, but I planned on asking you to take Val for his walk when you get home.

Petra: Liar.

Petra: That's mean.

Petra: Excuse you. It's very true.

Petra: Not sure how, seeing as I am perfect.

Petra: Well if we ever find ourselves faced with my parents, you're welcome to throw me under the bus.

Petra: Sure, but I'd be fine.

Petra: I mean, he'd have to deal with it if we rolled up with a dog.

Petra: I promised him you'd bring Val for a visit soon.

Petra: So I think we should get your dad a dog.

Petra: So I thought your dad was going to cry when I came for Val

Spencer: I am keeping the dog though.

Spencer: Then you better not fuck it up, kid.

Spencer: Good, I hope not. You seem... really happy with her.

Spencer: Well, Duh.

Spencer: So if you guys ever break up, we're keeping Petra.

Spencer: As a thank you for watching the dog. Turns out you are dating someone who is 100 percent more thoughtful than you