Kachow

can't wait for the podcast to be like phil did this stupid thing yesterday and we're hate watching this show rn and here's the pretentious music dan's been listening to and oh btw here's something from the past that was super gay oops our bad

Phil is Dan's boyfriend. Dan is Phil's boyfriend. They're BOYFRIENDS

Dan really went from internet stalker to house husband with credit card access. His skillset is absolutely unmatched.

the 2009 tweets. the rpf poll. the milk fic. the ao3 screenshots. heart eyes howell mention. dan’s homophobic childhood recounted. boyfriends. phodcast. the fucking vday video. every 10 seconds it felt like i was being shot in the chest

This feels like when you’re finally invited to sit at the Adult Table and learn all the family lore in the most surreal infodump of all time