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Wade getting an ex-boyfriend. 

Somebody with whom Wade has History with a Captial H. The boyfriend he dated on and off for four years, who then vanished with no explanation. Maybe he left for Wade’s protection, but Wade doesn’t know that and thinks he was just a fucking asshole.

Vanessa knows about this guy. Not any real details, just that they were serious before he broke Wade’s heart. Vanessa doesn’t know the ex-boyfriend’s real name because Wade only refers to him via expletives, so she mentally refers to him as The Touchy Subject.

The ex-boyfriend’s name should probably be Logan, since there are already so many references within the movie canon (and Wolverine is bi in the comics) but I’m not picky.

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See, now here’s what I don’t want.

I don’t want the franchise saying, “Well Wade was joking before with the gay stuff. But now it’s different. He’s journeyed down a path of self discovery and come out the other side open to new sexual horizons.”

I don’t want a ~coming out~ story. 

I want a 8===D~~~Wade has obviously been out this whole entire time weren’t you paying attention?!~~~Ⴇ===8 story.

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I mean think about it.

With a movie franchise this big, it could be a gamechanger. 

If Deadpool does it, other franchises will no longer be able to justify not doing it.

holocaust jokes

fat jokes

racist jokes

rape jokes

transphobic jokes

homophobic jokes

sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

“that’s a weird looking dog”

mmm whatcha say

the audition meme

doge 

trolling beetles fans

Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects

Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

You just hit 12 million in March, and you’re already at the next milestone.

That’s incredible.

I want to say thank you. For changing my life and for making me a better person. I don’t know who I’d be if I hadn’t been introduced to you. Before a few months ago, I had no idea what you meant when you said that there was a community willing to help, but now that I’m pretty active in it…I see it, now. I’ve met some of my closest friends through here and I cannot thank you enough.

You may not think you deserve this but let me tell you that you do. You deserve it more than you know. You help people every day, make people’s days just by uploading or tweeting. You’re the sunshine on some of our darkest days. You save lives and you do so much charity work. You deserve every fanmade game, the fanart, the little projects people do, the “thank you” videos, the good wishes…You deserve all of it.

Thank you Mark so much for everything that you’ve done for us. Thank you for doing this YouTube thing, and thank you for caring about us.