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So, i'm at Walmart with my family, getting snacks for who knows what. I only vividly remember my dad being there but im pretty sure the rest of my family was there as well.

What's in this Walmart? A whole fuckin movie theater (this is important to the plot later on, i promise)

Now, i'm walking around this Walmart with this absolutely bonkers limp in my left leg. My knee cap is sliding in and out of place and it keeps locking up to the point where i'm just dragging it along. It doesn't hurt, but i can feel everything moving in ways it's not supposed to and it feels very strange, yet there's no pain in sight.

The reason I have this fucked up knee? I got Banishment, the whole ass D&D spell, cast on me, and I came back to my normal plane of existence with only my knee being fucked up.

So, me and my family are walking out of this Walmart with our snacks, and we pass through the movie theater part in order to get to the exit, and who do we see working at this fine establishment? Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. A-list actor who has also been working in this Walmart movie theater for years.

I see that the lovely Mr. Goldblum is also walking around with a crazy limp in his left leg. Like any sensible person would, I go over and introduce myself. I explain the whole "got banished to another plane of existence and came back with a fucked up knee" ordeal, and you know what he says to me?

"Well yeah that happened to me as well:)"

Me and Jeff Goldblum spent the next number of minutes bonding over getting shot to another plane and our fucked up knees and my dad is just standing of to the side all like 🧍‍♂️"can we please go now?"

holy shit i am CRYING