that dank life advice

Penisaur and Clitaurus!

you can visit any area in your house by moving around. well except for when your not at your house. like for example you cant go into your basement at work because its too far away. i think thats the best way i can explain it

i must not stir the pot. stirring the pot is the notifications-killer. participation in the discourse is the little-death that brings total activity obliteration. i will face the bad opinions on the internet. i will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, i will turn the block button onto their source. where the discourse has come from there will be nothing. only i will remain.

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together

people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you

FUCK

weed is for girls. i cant imagine men that do weed. why, so you can be a giggly little bimbo. sucking on a bowl is one step away from sucking on a cock. get out of here *does a hand wave that tells you to get out of here*

Feels like the older I get the more sensitive I become to cruelty? Not in a way where I’m constantly wounded but I recognize how truly unnecessary it is? Even when I myself am being mean or rude I’m aware of all the other reactions I could be having instead? I’m human so, like, obviously this is behavior I’ll always fall into but it’s just something I’ve been meditating on lately

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

I’m addicted to weed and that weed is you. Come here so I can smoke you, you little nugget. You’re a tiny weed nugget and I’m going to smoke you a little bit. Smoke you with smooches, that is. 

hands down the lamest post i’ve ever read in my life

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