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If Jesus was born from a virgin birth, doesn’t that mean he has only an X chromosome. Wouldn’t that make him female?

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TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS TRANS JESUS

O H S H I T

Dough proofing in the oven, 90mins is enough time to watch a cheesy movie. I’m thinking an Godzilla.

Hey Gallus, since i feel like I’m late to the show, how big of a Bread Jesus are you making this unholy Easter-April Fool’s ?

…I’ll know when I take the dough out of the oven in an hour?  I’ve never made Challah before and I’m not sure how much this will rise.  But I have a slightly-smaller-than-average sized oven, so it’ll have to fit on a cookie sheet. Hence, Baby Bread Jesus.

Do you have something flat without raised edges? Put flour on it and carefully lift Baby Bread Jesus bit by bit up and slide the flat item underneath. Then you can just transfer him onto the baking sheet.

I got him on via the silicone baking sheet, and he’s in for the second coming proofing and already beginning to distort into a monstrosity. I love him.

HE HAS RISEN

He thicc. Amen.

i love cats

This is awesome! Its clever the way his hat is the moon.