Here's to the fools who dream🍸

It is an honor and the delight to say these words to you: Welcome to the Eras Tour!

It's only a 12 hour experience. Oh, my God!

Behold, King Stefan's castle. And in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of her true love, the Princess Aurora. But see the gracious whim of fate. Why, 'tis the selfsame peasant maid who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed most wondrous fair, gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red, red rose. ageless sleep, she finds repose. The years roll by. But a hundred years, to a steadfast heart, are but a day. And now, the gates of a dungeon part and our prince is free to go his way. Off he rides on his noble steed,a valiant figure, straight and tall- to wake his love with "love's first kiss"...and prove that "true love" conquers all!

Harlan was perfectly fine. His blood was normal. The cause of death was truly, solely, suicide. And you are guilty of nothing but some damage to the trellis and a few amateur theatrics.