Dan The Man

Me: *falls out of bed* “Parkour.”

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guys be like “makeup is why you take a bitch swimming on the first date!!!” but sweetie I got that urban decay setting spray ayeeee

school would be a much happier place if we could bring our dogs to class

a guide on how to make me love you 1. buy me food 2. tell me i’m funny 3. tell me i’m hot 4. it’s okay to lie 5. i’m still hungry

melanigaldamez

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

it’s funny when people think high school students take things seriously because this is what we do

WHY IS THIS A THING

my friend did this last year and the principle saw him but instead of yelling at him he actually just laughed

HALLWAY SWIMMINGG

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off