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hey i just got a great idea for an already out of date bad stupid joke

Is this the whole fucking movie in real time?? Not sped up????

Sometimes the little beasts we keep in our house move their tiny, tiny paws in such a way that it appears that they are hard at work making biscuits, and you realize that everything will be okay.

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

half a dozen... just say 6

op will never be a successful baker who makes delicious confections loved by all

YES i want to look hot. NO i don’t want anyone to be attracted to me ever. shocked and appalled that these two things cannot coexist

grabbing you by the shoulders shaking you violently does it matter does slur discourse fucking matter. who cares if a gay guy says dyke who gives a shit if a lesbian says faggot why is this the hill youre dying on

slur discourse has rotted everyones brains its not a matter of "being x means you can say y" its a matter of respect. why are you saying this word? what does it mean to you? in what contexts are you saying it? are you using it to hurt people? these are the things we should be asking when faced with the reclamation of a hurtful word, not "do you have enough stamps on your Gay Sex card to earn a life-time guarantee FagPass"

due to sleep inflation 1 hour of sleep is now worth 37 minutes

Your persistence is admirable tumblr but even with this godawfully ugly update i can still edit john greens posts. So once again. suck my dick

I love these posts, they no longer exist at the source but we pass them between our blogs like a delightful digital oral history

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