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not to be a boomer but I hate this trend of recording every single emotional moment or act of charity and then putting it on the internet for clout. You can help the homeless without internet validation. You can give your grandma a meaningful gift without recording her at an emotionally charged moment. Not every aspect of your and other's personal lives must be posted on the internet.

I was walking around my neighborhood and saw a bunch of police surrounding a small house for a drug bust. As I got closer, I heard the policemen barking aggressively, so naturally I was like, wtf??? And one of them caught my eye and said, “Oh, we’re trying to scare them out of there,” and minutes later a bunch of furries came out the house whimpering and shit.

please sign your posts with your url i refuse to be continuously terrified of humanity by them

Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.

No Noise November. everyone shut up

Staying up late at night is basically setting the next day to a higher difficulty.

I was wearing a blue and orange Hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts in my 10th grade biology class. My teacher, who was a completely bald Lin Manuel Miranda, sent me to the principal’s office because I was not “embodying the tone of the class”.

I hope everyone passes their finals this semester!!

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

A person can be described as sweet, salty, sour, or bitter, but if you describe someone as umami, you’re probably a cannibal.