this is a love amazingphil zone

Oh, hear me out, young man. You are nothing compared to my surfing skills.

And I work in tech. I can program a robot and hack into your accounts. You don’t scare me.

Am I that asshole from the bar? I’d bet money I’ll end you in minutes.

you think you can defeat me? i have an army of thousands of lesbian phannies. we will not hold back, all is fair in love and war

who the fuck is phil lester

the one who got away

... what does that even mean

it could’ve been me... hello. my name is [kyle]

Guys, can I be in your club? Because sometimes I wish I could wind back time to the noughties.

I wish I could go back in time and ask for his number and not only if he was the guy of the commercial. I was his fan.

Guys...

you are all too late. he’s mine

this is exactly what happened