Love is Dangerous

!!!This is the full completed version!!!

Pairing: Tom Holland x Reader

Summary: Tom, your sweetie pie stupid roommate, has a bad habit of walking into your room unannounced.

Warning: Language, Smut, Masturbation & a PSA to fucking KNOCK

Word Count: 7K bad puns

Originally based off of this blurb :) Enjoy!

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Whew.

Tom wasn’t at home. Finally. He has a busy schedule today, consisting of meeting with friends, work, gym, and whatever else it is he does without you.

“Hmm~” you hum yourself as you enter your shared apartment with little expectation.

You pause in your doorway, listening for familiar sounds and looking for that lived-in disarray.

But there’s none. You’re alone. :)

So maybe you know her as Aunt May in the MCU

And how old do you think she is?

Uh, late 30s early 40s, right?

NOPE

homegirl is 53!!!

FIFTY-FUCKING-THREE

and guess what?

HER SKIN-ITS FUCKING GLOWING

And you know what else???

These are from around 1992-ish

THESE ARE FROM 2006-ish

AND SHE LOOKS THE SAME

She old enough to be my grandmother. YES YOU HEARD ME, MY GRANDMOTHER. (It’s a stretch but I need some emphasis)

Y’all talking about how Paul Rudd never ages???? Have???yall???ever???seen???Marisa????????

Homegirl needs to drop a skin care routine right this fucking minute

i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂 

This is No Time for Romance

Chapter 4

Tom Holland Bodyguard!AU

Warnings:  toxic relationship, violence

Word Count: 1700

Prologue | Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5

 “Would you mind staying here tonight? I’m just still a little shaken up.”

Tom thought your bashfulness was adorable and couldn’t help but smile. It made your heart flutter. “Of course I will.”