i was a spectator during a game of apocalypse world. these people gave me some gems, and tbh, i couldn’t keep them to myself. enjoy.
“is she good in bed?” “have you slept with her?” “no, i’m asking. it’s telling me to ask.” “my name is vorhees.” “which one of you do i believe is doomed for self destruction?” “and you’re doctor babe?” “then i became a doctor. i’m doctor babe. duh.” “which one of you do i think is pretty?” “which one of you did i help do something stupid?” “you made a new memory.” “this is the apocalypse world, so we probably all have done something with human flesh.” “cool and hard. you shouldn’t have.” “you’re right. change it to hot.” “are you a doctor or are you a ‘doctor’?” “yes.” “you feel at home with your mask on.” “what’s your specialty? and if you say reverse cowgirl...” “congratulations, you gave him the succ.” “i hope the mind worms aren’t an std.” “shark teeth are sexy, fuck you!” “you like drinking way more. it just suits your personality.” “my dick’s as big as the Eiffel Tower” “you’ve got a PhD. it’s not even in your name but you’ve got it.” “you used white out on the old name and put in doctor babe” “oh no she was super official about changing it” “she just put a picture of herself on top of the old one” “i am afraid of everything. we are afraid of nothing.” “she’s probably enjoying it, not being the focus of someone’s attention for a minute.” “raleigh doesn’t even notice. he’s just like ‘that’s weird but okay!’ when you’re done with your story he just looks at you and goes ‘wow...i hope i get armor like you someday.’” “fishing line and Saran Wrap to fix half a glasgow smile” “his eyes. gone. i did that.” “no you just ripped out one eye” “it says here ‘ripped out the eyes’” “then you took both of the eyes you bastard” “the Americans came with lots of guns” “did you fail a weird roll” “ain’t no snakes gonna fuck with me - choppy chop” “i’m into treating humans like horses. having them march around naked and hitting them with a riding crop.” “what’s happening” ”oh they’re robbing you” “cute” “i don’t got nothing i don’t got a harpoon gun i don’t got a boat i just got me and a pipe”














