Dan's Art Blog

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

sheepgirl with seemingly big boobs but after shes shorn theyre gone

“do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair” still living in my head rent free

The most unrealistic lyric in music history is “I’ve been through a desert on a horse with no name.” Horse tumblr will tell you… It is humanly impossible to cross a desert without naming your horse. It’s humanly improbable to last five minutes on any horse that you know has no name, without naming it. You’re gonna name desert horse something. Probably “Water” or “Burger” but it’s getting a name. “Been through a desert on Bill” just doesn’t meter well.

This post has been living in my head for four years and I CANNOT BELIEVE it only has fifteen notes.

I’ve been through the desert on a horse i call Jane

having spent extensive time on and around horses, I’m pretty sure the horse’s name would end up being shithead or asshole.