Dance :)

This genuinely made me laugh (particularly the last two)

Oh my god

this post belongs on everybody’s blog

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

plot twist : 2014 is not real because we all died in 2012

Does that mean we're zombies???

I dont just do this with people I know. I try to help everyone 

i’d stay up with ANYONE.

Reblog everytime

I’ve done this with so many people, some I didn’t even know.

boys-and-suicide i would do this for you, and anyone for that matter,

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

Her face says she didn't like the fish..

I feel sorry for her dog..

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

Please