Anzu the Dancer

//She’s found her calling

“SO IS MURDER BUT YOU ALREADY CUT THE CAKE. FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED OR TURN YOURSELF IN.”

“Hopefully you did this for good reason. Seriously. Buuut.... smash the teeth out. Dental records are often used to identify bodies. Cut off the hands to remove prints. Cut the body into as many pieces as you can and burn the pieces as best you can. Or use acid, sulfuric acid, to burn as much of the DNA as you can. Anything remaining needs to be distributed into different places. Think places where no one would look, like a dump or find a cemetery with grave dug already. Bury some remains under this empty grave and smooth the dirt back out. The planned funeral will cover your tracks. Consider feeding some remains to carnivorous animals if you can arrange it. They get a meal and you get help with your murdering.

Dispose of everything you used. Everything. Plan a meticulous alibi and do not stray from it under questioning. Rehearse it. I should not be telling you any of this, sorry.”

“Hmmm... this is tough. I know you’re scared and I don’t blame you. First, tact is everything here. With all the anxiety, trying to be smooth is hard but try your best. Delicately bring the general subject of sexual identity up first and see what answer you get. Maybe look for an LBGTQIA movie on Netflix to subtly introduce the idea, say you heard it was good...

The topic is raised by the movie, not you. See how she reacts. If need be, you can abort mission easily if something goes wrong without seeming like you’re pressing onto anything. If it goes well, you can continue carefully. If she’s into girls like yourself, maybe ask if she has a type. You can tell her yours. Have a heart-to-heart. When the moment is right, make sure you keep the conversation light. Don’t pressure her. Tell her how you feel and see how she feels about the possibility of being more than friends.”

“Not to sound cliche but she’s not your friend. If she knows it hurts you and does it anyway, she’s no friend. Cut her out of your life, you don’t need someone putting you down like that. If your other ‘friends’ think you’re a wuss for standing up for yourself, they don’t care about your feelings at all and do not deserve your company. Friends are supposed to lift you up, not yank you down!”