21st century schizoid mam

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

me and a bunch of rowdy teens are going out to an abandoned parking lot to do some swearing

me and a bunch of rowdy teens are going out to an abandoned parking lot to do some swearing

blessed x

Its 2017. Trent Reznor enlists Mads Mikkelsen to feature vocals on a new album. Mads has never listened to music in his life but wins a Grammy for best male vocalist. He appears at the awards in sweat pants with a beer in his hand and says the whole experience was “pretty cool”.

Hahagood one sharon! Tell the kids I say hi! Angie wants to bring the snacks to the little league game on saturday

LOL……. Bob’s gonna love this one!!! :-)

@witchsteam